I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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