i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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