if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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