so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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