I bet he comes in French.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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