maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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