I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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