pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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