Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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