dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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