i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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