I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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