Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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