Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize