he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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