some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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