If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize