Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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