should my penis look like a turkey
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You ate ashes out of my bong
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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