I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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