Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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