Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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