The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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