so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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