Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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