ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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