she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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