I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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