At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize