butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think my mom watched the whole time
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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