I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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