You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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