FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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