Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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