I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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