my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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