Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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