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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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