Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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