What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Randomize