Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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