i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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