Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
not ubering you a puppy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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