my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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