She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did you pee in the oven last night??
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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