I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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