it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize