they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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