where am i from again
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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