if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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