I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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