your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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